We got over 2″ of rain it looks like from last night until this morning. We needed it though. Today is windy and ugly outside.
Dougie was working at the fish plant in Newfoundland when he accidentally
cut off all ten of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in St. John’s and when he got there the
doctor looked at Dougie and said “Let’s have da fingers and I’ll see what
I can do”Dougie said, “I haven’t got da fingers.”“What do you mean, you haven’t got da fingers?” shrieked the doctor.
“Lord t’undrin Jaysis it’s 2018! We’s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn’t you bring da fingers?”(Are you ready for this?)
Dougie says… “Jes’’ how da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??”