If you haven’t been to Gogebic Lodge on Tuesday I highly recommend the Chimichanga. I think it is time to get my Mexican fix. A few Busch Lights, tequila and a Chimmy from Da Lodge.
Becker and I did not stay bored long yesterday, ran into Brian Summerville and Tommy Love. Great guys, up for bear season.
Abe and Estelle are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Estelle, did we pay our charity pledge check to Beth Shalom Synagogue yet?”
“No, sweetheart,” she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Estelle, did we pay our United Jewish Appeal pledge?”
“Oy, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,” she says.
“One last thing, Estelle. Did you remember to send a cheque for the Synagogue Building Fund this month?” he asks”
“Oy, forgive me, Abie,” begged Estelle.
“I didn’t send that one, either.”
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Estelle pulls away and asks him, “So, why did you kiss me?”
Abe answers, “They’ll find us.”