Working the Gogebic Lodge today, noon till closing time. Last night was slow at Dutches, even the Lodge was closed when I went by at 11:45 last night. What the hell everyone go on the wagon or what? Julie came down last night and brought that Dave guy to heckle me. It is always a pleasure to see Julie, even if that Dave guys has to tag along.
Beautiful weather in the UP again today, but it looks like we are down in the 60’s for Highs starting tomorrow. That’s OK by me though bring on Fall because we all know what comes next Braaaaaaaaaapppp.
A man comes home after a terrible day of golf, his worst round ever.
He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer. It’s going to start any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him “You’ve been out golfing all day! Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . .”
The man sighs and says, “It’s started… ”