I heard a good one yesterday, I heard a rumor is going around that I shot my toes off. Although I tend to put my foot in my mouth, my toes are still intact. Gotta love small towns and how rumors get started. I guess sometimes it gets so boring up here we have to make things up to pass away the time.
Shout out to my future ex-wife: Hey Tanya
The wedding ceremony came to the point where the ministerasked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up.She starts walking slowly towards the minister.The congregation was aghast – you could almost hear a pin drop.The groom’s jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.Chaos ensued.The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.Then the groom’s mother fainted.The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.The minister asked the woman, “Can you tell us, why you came forward?What do you have to say?”There was absolute silence in the church.The woman replied, “We can’t hear you in the back.And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty until proven innocent.