Been a bit under the weather lately, but I need to get my shit together, Winter is coming. It’s going to be here before we know it. It was nice seeing Julie last weekend, even if her husband had to come with.
A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, “What’s the problem?
The woman says, “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The Counselor says, “I have a cure for that.
When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel’s bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn.
She tells the counselor, “That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniels and he would start to calm down.? It was amazing! ? What is it about Jack Daniels that makes it work like that?
The counselor said, “The Jack Daniel’s does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick.