Trail Conditions: Good to very good..
Weather: Warm up for the weekend. Snow too.
I’m sick of saying how good the trails are. People are just driving as far as Wisconsin or staying in Minnesota or Iowa. Traffic is light so don’t let next weeks 40 degrees scare you away. We have plenty of snow to survive 40 degrees for a while.
Use Tom’s Trail Report Special Discount at Timberline Sports for $75 off per day with a 2 day minimum sled rental, just use Promo Code Spring2019. No joke this is for real, now till the end of the season.
The Pastor’s Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too.
The local paper read:
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races.
The next day the local paper headline read:
This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!
The Bishop fainted ….
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.
So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
SELLS ASS FOR $10”.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is .. . . being
concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery,
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!