Mom’s webcam is fixed
Boring up here in the UP right now. Although the weather is getting nicer and fishing season has started I’m just walking around pissing and moaning about this stupid walking boot I am in. I’m lucky though compared to some people I have talked with. Others have went 6-18 months with not being able to put weight on their foot. At least I only had 3 weeks before I could walk. Or hobble I should say. All I am good for is sitting around eating and drinking beer. Becker says nothing has changed. Weather is getting good, time for a road trip to come up and see us.
On the subject of Colonoscopies…Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:1. Take it easy Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before.2. ‘Find Amelia Earhart yet?’3. ‘Can you hear me NOW?’4. ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’5 ‘You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.’6. ‘Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?’7. ‘You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…’8. ‘Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!’9. ‘If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!’10. ‘Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.’11. ‘You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?’12. ‘God, now I know why I am not gay’And the best one of all:13. ‘Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?