Don’t put them sleds away just yet. 8-12 inches coming our way later this week. So much for spring.
The mother-in-law arrives home from
> shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy in a steaming rage
> and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened
> Paddy?” she asks
> happened? I’ll tell you what happened! I
> sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today
> from my fishing trip. I get home… and guess
> what I found? Your daughter, my wife, Jean, naked with
> Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is
> unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I’m
> done. I’m leaving forever!”
> “Ah now,
> calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law.
> “There is something very odd going on here. Jean
> would never do such a thing! There must be a simple
> explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and
> find out what happened.” Moments
> later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
> “Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation.
> She never
> got your email!”