Trail Conditions: Good to very good.
Weather: More fricken Snow.
Woke up this morning to more of that fricken white shit out there, when is it going to stop? LOL I know this is what you guys like to see but living it everyday gets to be a pain in the ass. But just for you we will plow, shovel and snowblow just so you can come up to play. So get your asses up here so we can pretend to like this crazy winter we are having. Conditions are awesome.
As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life In 2019… Remember:
1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called ..“Ministers Do More Than Lay People”.
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the Mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.
10 Definition of a teenager?
God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.
And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...