Trail Conditions: Very good..
Weather: Low temps and more snow.
I have a lot of openings, check out my rental page.
Looks like 4-5 inches or possibly more out there. I think I am staying in today. I’ll blame it on old age biting me in the ass. Yesterday riders said trails were very good, tack on more snow and more grooming we should have veryvery good today. I’ll share photos of trail conditions on facebook.
At the Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was
> planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.
> There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave
> because he is so popular.
> Fred Shapiro, who owns several car dealerships in Venice and Sarasota,
> stands up and proclaims: “If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with
> a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to
> transport their children!”
> The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
> Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says; “If
> the rabbi will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary and
> establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his
> More sighs and loud applause.
> Estelle Rubin, age 88, stands and announces with a smile: “If the
> Rabbi stays, I will give him sex.”
> There is total silence.
>.The rabbi, blushing, asks her: “Mrs. Rubin, you’re a wonderful and
> holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?”
> Estelle’s 90-year old husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his
> forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
> side, while his wife replies: “Well, I just asked my husband how we
> could help and he said: ‘Screw him.’