Time to get the x-mas decorations out LOL. How sick is that. December 1st will be here before we know it. Becker, Mom on I will be on a plane to Wendover Nv to do a little gambling from Dec 1-4th with about 25 other people from the Hoop. Yes George is going too. So is Da Fish, I hope I don’t get caught up drinking with him though LOL Old Milwaukee and Crown Royal here we come.
Shout out to my future ex-father-inlaw, what do you want for Christmas Dave?
Santa comes down a chimney one Christmas Eve and to his surprise finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable.
“Santa,” she purrs, “Can you stay for a while?”
Santa says, “Ho, ho ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to deliver toys to children, you know!”
She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, don’t you have a gift you would like to give me?”
Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to spread Christmas cheer, you know!”
The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?”
Santa says, “Hey hey hey, might as well stay. I can’t get up the chimney this way!”