Were you getting nervous it was all green up here? Well look today, I think winter is starting.
Little Johnny sat in the classroom.
The teacher tells the class that the first student who can identify the person who said these quotes, she’ll let that pupil leave early.
“Who said, ‘Four score and seven years ago?'”
Nancy beats Johnny to it and shouts “Abraham Lincoln!”
The teacher tells Nancy that she can leave.
“Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'”
“John Kennedy,” Susan shouts, beating Johnny to the answer again.
The teacher says “very good, Susan, you can leave.”
Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
“WHO SAID THAT?,” the teacher screamed.
“Governor Cuomo! Can I leave now?” Johnny says.