Trail Conditions: Very good..
Weather: Low temps and more snow.
I have a lot of openings, check out my rental page.
I may have taken me 3 days to give Becker 12″ but I did it. The snow has come down at a nice rate for the groomers. Over 3 days we got 12+ inches and the groomers have had time to work on the trails as it has been snowing. Much better situation than getting a foot at one time. All I can say is “Get your asses up here.”
A fleeing ISIS terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack, selling ties.
The ISIS terrorist asked, “Do you have water? ”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”
The ISIS terrorist shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment, I spit on your ties. I need water!”
“Sorry, I have none – just ties – pure silk – and only $5.”
“Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!”
“Okay,” said the little old Jewish man, “it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me an infidel I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace!” Cursing him again, the desperate ISIS terrorist staggered away over the hill. Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, “They won’t let me in without a tie!’