Sitting here waiting for news from our governor on what she is going to do next. Are bars and restaurants going to be open? Are snowmobile trails going to be open? Only time will tell.
THE ART COLLECTOR
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
“Sol, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “You know, I’ve had an awful day, Jack, so let’s hear the good news first.”
The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million…and I think she could be right.”
Sol replied enthusiastically, “Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn’t she?
You’ve just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”