Mother Nature came through,  Almost 16″ dumped on us over the two days and temps were -5 degrees this morning. I was unable to upload Dr. Phill’s graphic this morning. Probably COVID related. Had a few sleds around yesterday, hey somebody has to be first.

Please stay on the trail this year and remember if you don’t have loud pipes no one will know you have a small penis.

Hey Dave, give Tanya the child support money I gave to you to give her.

 

 

 

December 6th and I am sick of this white shit already. Maybe it has something to do with being a year older or maybe because my plow truck bit the dust. Or both.  7.8″ already and the LES is going to start later on today.  Stay tuned more on the way later this week.

Below is what weather underground  is saying for the rest of tonight and tomorrow.  We have about 4″ of heavy wet snow on the ground already. LES could kick in.  We still need cold temps, right now it looks like it will not get above freezing until Thursday. That should finish freezing up the Lake.  The Root Cellar has new owners, I think you will like them a little better than the old owners. I bet they stay open later too.

Check out John Dee’s Snow Church and subscribe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfxACYXagO0 

WINTER STORM WARNING
ISSUED: 4:25 AM DEC. 5, 2021 – NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE
...WINTER STORM WARNING NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 7 PM EST /6 PM CST/
MONDAY...

* WHAT...Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations of 10 to 18
inches. The heaviest snow will occur late tonight and Monday
morning. Southeast winds gusting up to 30 mph today, then
northwest winds gusting to 30 to 40 mph late tonight and Monday
morning.

* WHERE...Ontonagon and Gogebic Counties.

* WHEN...Until 7 PM EST /6 PM CST/ Monday.

* IMPACTS...Travel could become very difficult to impossible,
especially late tonight and Monday morning. Patchy blowing snow
could significantly reduce visibility. The hazardous conditions
will impact the Monday morning commute.

* ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Moderate to occasional heavy snow today
will diminish to light snow this evening. Heavy lake enhanced
snow will then develop after midnight tonight, continuing into
Monday morning, before a transition to lake effect snow showers
Monday afternoon.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

If you must travel, keep an extra flashlight, food, and water in
your vehicle in case of an emergency.

10″ coming to a town near you.  Well at least that is what Weather Underground is calling for Sunday and Monday. The ice is moving in and out on the top of the Lake. We definitely need some cold ass temps.

 

 

 

The Lake is starting to freeze. Nice job Mother Nature now keep the cold coming.

 

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Even you Dave.

Not a lot going on up here, deer season was kind of low on hunters but I did hear of a lot of deer getting killed. Woke up to a few inches of snow also. The Bay is starting to freeze over. I even heard there were a few ice fishermen out on the Bay. They must be a lot lighter than me, I wouldn’t be out there yet.  Eat a lot of turkey and we’ll see ya soon.

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”

The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.”   

The trucker replies, “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”

 

Happy Monday, nice day outside, sun shining, snow flurries. It looks like the season is starting. Now we need some low temps.

 

 

We got a little snow on the ground but what we really need is cold temps. Come on winter kick into gear. Your snowmobile clubs are working hard getting things ready, please join one where you ride.

Shout out to Tim Cole, thanks for the jokes buddy.

 

“Florida Woman Stops 12-foot Alligator Attack Using a small .22 caliber Ruger Pistol.”

Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

Here’s her story in her own words:  “While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages, Florida, discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.

It began charging us with its large jaws wide open.

She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

“If I had not had my little Ruger 22 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today.

Just one shot to my estranged husband’s kneecap was all it took.

The alligator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was truly incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus.”