Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: More white shit today, 30’s and more white shit for the weekend.

Shout out to Kyle: Your excersizes work great, leg pain is gone.

I am open in the Little House, First weekend in March.

Don’t kid yourself, we love the snow, it is just when you have to start paying someone to shovel the roof it gets to be a little much for us.

3-5 today and 6-10 more inches this weekend. Trails are good but with more snow and heavy traffic this weekend they could get beat up a bit. The groomers will be out doing what they can so come up and enjoy this never ending winter of white stuff Mother Nature keeps sending our way.

 

The Sensitive Man
*A woman meets a man in a bar. ***They talk; they connect; they end
****up leaving together.**
*They get back to his place,***and as he shows her around his *
*apartment. **
*She notices that one wall of his ***bedroom is ****completely filled
with soft, sweet, ****cuddly teddy bears. **
**There are three shelves in the **bedroom,****with hundreds and
hundreds of cute,****cuddly teddy bears carefully placed ****in rows,
covering the entire wall!**
**It was obvious that he had taken **quite some time to lovingly arrange
them ****and she was immediately touched****by the amount of thought he
had ****put into organizing the display.**
*
*There were small bears all along**the bottom shelf, ****medium-sized
bears covering the ****length of the middle shelf, ****and huge,
enormous bears running ****all the way along the top shelf. **

**She found it strange for an **obviously masculine guy ****to have such
a large collection of ****Teddy Bears. ****She is quite impressed by his
****sensitive side****but doesn’t mention this to him.**
*They share a bottle of wine and ***continue talking and, ****after
awhile, she finds herself ****thinking,**
**’Oh my God! Maybe, this guy **could be the one! **
*
*Maybe he could be the future **father of my children?’ **

*She turns to him and kisses him ***lightly on the lips.**
*
*He responds warmly.****They continue to kiss, the passion **
**builds, ***and he romantically lifts her in ***his arms and carries
her into his bedroom ****where they rip off each other’s ****clothes
and make hot, steamy love. **
*She is so overwhelmed that she ***responds with more passion, **
*more creativity, more heat than she ***has ever known. **
*After an intense, explosive night ***of raw passion with this sensitive
guy,***they are lying there together in ***the afterglow. **
**The woman rolls over, gently **strokes his chest and asks coyly, **
*’Well,how was it?’*

*The guy gently smiles at her,***strokes her cheek,***looks deeply into
her eyes,**and says:*

/**/
/*
*/
/*
*/
/* “Help yourself to any prize */
/*from the middle shelf”*/

 

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: More white shit tomorrow, 30’s for the weekend.

Snow again tomorrow, some fresh lube for the trails. In general trails are very good, some clubs having trouble here and there but next time I hear from riders problem areas are good. Get the Groomer Tracker app and know where the Groomers have been, half the money goes back to the corresponding club. See ya soon………..

Shout out to Kyle: You are my favorite customer ever.,

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: SO much for the break in snow, looks like more is coming.

Riders reported Lake Gogebic area trail as very good, rough up north of Greenland and a bad hole 25 miles west of Watersmeet (2 miles west of Marenisco). From their Facebook post it looks like they have warning markers out there. Lake Gogebic is rough with all the snow and wind we have had, it looks like by the speed of some of the sleds that some areas have flattened back out.

The DNR are out, I seen them unloading sleds by Gogebic Lodge last night, and by the Hoop Saturday. You need to STOP at the Stop Signs, don’t go blowing through them and then come in complaining the DNR is hassling you. If you give them a reason to pull you over they will. For those of you with the loud pipes, they are waiting to bust your ass, we are losing trails because of the noise, and people going off trail where they should not be.

All in all conditions are the best they have been in years.

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door.
She asks him: “Granddad, why don’t we give it a try?”
He replies: “No girl, that’s no longer possible for me.”
Says the hooker: “Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!”
They both go inside. They undress and he performs like a young buck, 5 times in a row. 
“Oh my goodness”, says the hooker, breathless, “and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!”
Says the old guy: “Oh, the sex part is still going well, it’s the paying that is no longer possible!”

 

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: Break in the snow for awhile, temps cooperating.

Lots of reports of the DNR being out. I’ve been telling riders all year, stop at those stop signs, that is the biggest reason you will get pulled over. I see sleds blowing threw them all the time. They act like they own the roads and I have witnessed near misses. With all the accidents that happened this year the DNR will be present.

I heard north of Greenland was not too good yesterday, around the Lake was very good though. Watch out south west of Marenisco for a couple of big holes in the trail. I heard this is on the Watersmeat trail.

Gotta run, got called into work early.

Snow Sucks.

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: Break in the snow for awhile, temps cooperating.

WOW, now everyone up here is shoveling off roofs. Mother Nature sure gave it to us in February. No February thaw in sight either. Conditions are as good as they get up here, come on up and join the fun. I’m in Marenisco tonight and Gogebic Lodge tomorrow days.

A view from Dr Phil’s yard.

UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

 

“I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it.
I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”

 

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year”, said the shrink. “Come talk to me
three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.”

“I’ll sleep on it”, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn’t you come
to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00.

A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money

that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” with a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask,

did a Bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”

 

Moral.

 

 

FORGET THE SHRINKS. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
IT’S ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!

 

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: More fricken Snow.

Woke up this morning to more of that fricken white shit out there, when is it going to stop? LOL I know this is what you guys like to see but living it everyday gets to be a pain in the ass. But just for you we will plow, shovel and snowblow just so you can come up to play. So get your asses up here so we can pretend to like this crazy winter we are having. Conditions are awesome.

As You Slide Down The Banister Of Life In 2019…   Remember:

1. Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called ..“Ministers Do More Than Lay People”.

 

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope    and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the Mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes   Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole   house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.

10    Definition of a teenager?

God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.

And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...

-end-

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: Temps around 20.

Riders said conditions are very good out there, Lake was a little rough because of drifting though. We got a foot or more with that last storm that went through. Not too much more I can say about conditions up here. Riders are saying best in years or best they have ever seen.

Went out and plowed all the rentals, yep we got enough snow.

Shout out to Amy: I didn’t forget about you…….

This is my buddy Amy, Happy Valentines day.

 

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: Temps around 20.

I have not been out yet today but according to the UP’s own Dr Phil we got a foot. Plenty of snow and warmer temps for the weekend. Cold at night and around 20 degrees during the day. I’m at Gogebic Lodge tonight so stop in and see me.

 

Get up here and Ride.

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: Snow.

I have an opening in the Little House Feb 14,15 and 16.

One rider last night said our trails are as good as he has ever seen. In general though Very good. The second half of 13 towards Rockland is rough at times and I heard there is a bad spot with ice and water south of Marenisco. Sorry but I didn’t get a better report of exactly where but I think it is on 2.

They cut our snow down today to 3-5 inches which is just fine. We have plenty of snow. All I can say is get up here and ride.

Two good ol’ boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak overto your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’ and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?” The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even!”

Trail Conditions: Good to very good.

Weather: Snow coming.

I have an opening in the Little House Feb 14,15 and 16.

We are getting a little snow tonight but more is on the way. Trails are very good for the most part, the only place I have heard of the groomers having problems is White Pine. I guess they have a couple of groomers down.

Another 12 inches is possibly headed our way. Better get up here, conditions are as good as they have been in years.

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.

All the waitresses are gorgeous. 

A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing                     
a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit 
came to his table and asked if he was ready 
to order, 
“What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her                     
beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, 
“A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns 
and asks again, 
“What would you like, sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out 
and again answers, 
“a quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches 
over and slaps him across the face with a 
resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over 
and whispers, 
“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”