Monday Funday? Everyday is Funday here in the UP in the winter time. Trails are great and snow is falling, not a lot, but we don’t need a lot. Just a little refresh to keep your sleds lubed up. Get your asses up here is all I can say. Don’t look for me this weekend, I have to go out of town Friday and Saturday but I’ll be back on Sunday. Careful on the Lake, it is rough in places and I heard the ice heave north of the root cellar is back.
Yep, Lake Effect Snow going on right now. Cool it with the Snow Mother Nature, we want sub zero temps. That will make me popular with the Locals. Looks like we only got a few inches, but there is nothing like watching those half dollar sized flakes fall from the sky.
A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. The boy is shocked by what he sees and asks his father “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father, not wanting to lie to his son, says “they’re just making a puppy.” “OK” says the son, and the father is relieved that he doesn’t probe further. The next day, the son bursts into his parents’ room and sees them having sex. The father jumps up and quickly covers himself. Knowing he’s in for an interesting talk, walks downstairs with him and they sit at the dining room table. His son asks him “Daddy, what were you and mommy doing?” Again, wanting to be honest with his son, he says “me and mommy were making a baby.” His son pauses for a moment, thinking, and then replies “flip mommy over, I want a puppy!”