48 degrees right now in downtown Merriweather. Don’t fret though, a hard base we have and snow and cold returning early next week. Gotta get ready for work, if you’re up stop by and see me.

Temps are warming up this week but lower traffic and a hard base will keep us in pretty good shape throughout the weekend. Looks like snow coming next week, we are not done by a long shot. Going out of town for a few days, see ya Sunday.

 

 

 

I made a rash judgement on my Iowa Princess earlier this year. Seen her last night and she told me last year she was on her way to see me when she crashed and totaled out her sled.  I should have known only Wild hourses could keep her away from me.

Trails are great but the lake is rough, also an ice heave is just north of root cellar. Get your asses up here, conditions are very good.

 

Once again I am humbled beyond belief. A German Designer took my design of the Sleds of Anarchy Hat and Knocked it off. Thank you Annetta and Olaf for keeping the Sleds Alive in Germany.

We received some much needed snow, Mother Nature was a bit stingy only leaving a few inches but we’ll take whatever she gives. Trails are flat for the most part and icy in lots of the turns. The Lake is rough south of Fishtales but hopefully the snow blew in some of the bumps. Gonna be a busy weekend out there, have fun and be safe.

I just need to thank all of you that read my bullshit. It truly amazes me everytime someone comes in the bar and says they follow me on here. I know I have been slacking lately on keeping the post coming everyday. I guess I am slowing going into retirement. But I promise if I give it up I will find someone to take my place.

Mixed reports from riders yesterday, some said we were getting tore up and others said awesome. It was pretty busy around Lake Gogebic with the poker run going on. I don’t think I have plowed in over 3 weeks but there is snow in the forecast this week. The Groomers will be out everyday Making out trails Great Again.

 

Physical
Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.

The doc checked the man’s blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.

He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.

She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.

Finally he said, “Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband”.

The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, “Well Bill, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn’t get an erection either.

This is Bill…

We are getting a fresh dusting from Mother Nature, here is the report from Weather Underground.

...LAKE EFFECT SNOW SHOWERS TODAY...

Lake-effect snow showers today will lead to slick roads and
periods of reduced visibility in stronger snow bands. Snow
accumulations of up to 3 inches are expected, with the highest
totals likely closest to Lake Superior. Up to 6 inches is possible
in a highly localized area around the Porcupine Mountains.
Motorists are encouraged to use caution, reduce speed, and
increase following distance when driving today.

Trails are in very good condition is what I have heard from riders, we just needed some new snow. And BAM Mother Nature comes through.

If you are looking for a rental sled you are out of luck for this weekend, all 50 are rented out. But we do have a good selection of used sleds for sale. In fact if you are interested in buying a used sled ask Mark for the Tom’s Trail Report discount. Sorry it won’t help you on rental rates though. Click Here to check them out. 

Happy Thursday. We finally have a little snow in the forecast.  It’s been a while since we have had any but with light traffic the trails have held up pretty damn good. I hear people say this trail was bad or that trail was bad but in general the whole area has been very good. Sometimes it takes the groomers to get around to all the trails. We could definitely use fresh snow, but our base is hard and deep. I think March riding is going to be good this year. Come see Misty and me at Fishtales this weekend.

 

 

Greeting from Timberline Rentals. I’m helping Shawn and Mark out at the rental building today. Not sure how much I’m helping today but I’m having fun Bullshitting with the customers.

If you are looking for a rental sled you are out of luck for this weekend, all 50 are rented out. But we do have a good selection of used sleds for sale. In fact if you are interested in buying as used sled ask Mark for the Tom’s Trail Report discount. Sorry it won’t help you on rental rates though. Click Here to check them out. 

Oh yea the trails are still in pretty good shape.

 

 

 

Watching the Super Bowl down at Fishtales. Come on down and join us. Trails are getting soft but cold air is moving back in tomorrow, help us Mother Nature, we need to get snowed on.

Go Chiefs, for my Iowa friends. And please God, let my numbers hit. Amen

All is great in the north woods. Not a bad report from anyone. Trails are good all over, get your asses up here.

Now on to my Iowa Princess whom I have not seen in two years. You are being replaced by my favorite snowmobilers The Sled Bitches”