I seen my future ex-wife yesterday at Da Hoop, Present wife showed up and I think it pissed off Future ex-wife, she told me I was getting a divorce before I even married her. Drama city yesterday.

I’ve just been working at Da Hoop and looking after Mom and Becker, both are doing real good. Fall is kicking into full gear and the Colors are changing quickly.  We are planning an ATV ride in 2 weeks, I think we will be in full bloom by then.  I’ll be working at Da hoop this winter so hopefully you’ll be in to give me some good info for the trail reports. Tis getting to be the season, get ready, we are.

Windy today, that time of year Fall in coming quick. But we will have a lot of nice days ahead. A Fall Color ride would be a good way to spend October.

Shout out to Tom and Louis, thanks for stopping by the Hoop to see us yesterday.

Shout out to my future ex-wife, make sure you take care on Mom

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota .

All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”

“Done!” replies the government official.

And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work………

 

BLM

Bartender’s Life Matters

Hey Tanya, Dad was in yesterday, Mom had to pay again.

Election Bullshit is heating up. And we have over 2 months to go. God help us all. So sad what our country is going through. Homes are selling like hot cakes up here, I guess people are finding out the city life is not as great as living in the UP.

Shout out to my next ex-wife, tell Dad to bring his wallet next time he comes to the bar. He bought me a drink but Mom paid for it.

I decided to get Covid-19 tested yesterday. I don’t have any symptoms but with the outbreak we had in Ontonagon County and me working at the Hoop I just wanted to be carful because I’m staying with Mom. Let me tell you, the q-tip didn’t look that long but when she stuck it in my nose I think I felt it coming out my asshole. But it only lasted for a second and then it was over. I’ll know in a few days.

Beautiful weather up here, we are going into Fall soon which I think is the best time of the year to enjoy the UP.

Shout out to Tanya: Hey my next ex-wife, say hi to “Dad”.

for all of you that DON’T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAT READ MY BULLSHIT, Dan and Dave, Happy Sunday. Not a lot going on up here, I am busy at the Hoop Bartending. Good to get back in the saddle again seeing people again. Dave give my next ex-wife a hug.

A man is visiting friends in Alabama and decides he’s needs a drink so he goes to a local bar

He walks in and orders a glass of wine. Everyone sitting around the bar looks up expecting to see a flamboyant yankee. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and asks “ you ain’t from around here are you?”

“No sir,” He says, “I’m from Minnesota”

“ What the hell do you do in Minnesota” the bartender asks.

“Im a taxidermist!” The man replies.

“What the hell is that!?” The bartender asks.

The guy says nervously “ I umm, mount dead animals”

The bartender smiles and shouts out to the whole bar “ it’s ok fellas, he’s one of us!”

First post since April 13th?

Well I have been off the grid for a while I guess. I’ve been bored stupid the last few months. But I’m changing that around. I got a new job,  (working at the Hoop) got a new cell phone, (nope can’t have my number), I’ve been to the Doctor, (working on lowering my weight and blood sugar) and I quit watching the news on TV (probably the most important).  I’ll get my ass in gear now and try to start posting again so Dan and Dave will quit giving me shit when they see me. Hey Dave how is my future ex-wife doing? (or can I call you Dad?)

Funny how the people bitching about getting “their” stimulus checks the most are the biggest freeloaders on society. I was taught that you need to work for the things in life that you want. When I went out and got a loan I paid it back. When I got my check taxes were taken out. When I went into the hospital I paid what my insurance company didn’t. (excuse me for getting a job that had health insurance and not settling on a minimum wage job and expecting the minimum wage to soar to $15 an hour because politicians know how a small business can afford that). Oh and let’s make sure we give the illegals money too so they can sit on their asses. Stimulus checks are not going to solve a thing. The lazy will only get lazier and the working people will have to pay it back. As soon as this is over get your lazy asses to work and pay your taxes so I can keep collecting my social security checks, because I earned what is due to me. If this post extends my social distancing beyond the Corona Virus so be it. The more I am quarantined the more I am finding out I don’t like people. At least the stupid lazy ass ones.

Nothing promising in the forecast for this weekend, so conditions are not going to be to good. Next weekend looks more promising, keep your fingers crossed for that St Patty’s Day snowstorm. I just found out this morning I am done at Fishtales, so I would like to say thank you to everyone that stopped in to say hello this year. I’m not sure what the future holds for me but it seems like you guys find me wherever I end up. Becker and I have met so many great people over the years we can’t thank you enough for letting us be your friends. Have fun, stay safe and come back to the UP to see us. And most importantly, keep paying your taxes, my first social security check comes in a week.

Not to promising out there, a few inches possible but I think the damage may already be done by the warm temps we have had. The Lake looks bad, icy and slushy. Sorry but I have been out of town and haven’t talked to any riders, there are still some up here. Trails along the road are getting thin but I’m sure in the woods and further north conditions are better. Watch for a St. Patty’s Day storm, we usually get one. One dumping on and we will be back in business.