Politicians Suck.

I don’t know about you but I am sick and tired of my phone ringing from 9am to 9pm with political ads for politicians I have never even heard of.

Sunny day today, figures I have to work at 4pm at Dutches. Gogebic Lodge tomorrow and 3-5 inches of snow predicted which I am sure will happen because my plow truck is down. Happy Saturday everyone.

Fishing in a frozen lake It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn’t believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn’t take it any longer. “Son” he said, “I’ve been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You’ve been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?” The boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm.” “What was that?” the old man asked. Again the boy responded, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.” “Look,” said the old man, “I can’t understand a word you’re saying.” The boy spat the bait into his hand and said… “You have to keep the worms warm!”

Time to get the x-mas decorations out LOL. How sick is that. December 1st will be here before we know it. Becker, Mom on I will be on a plane to Wendover Nv to do a little gambling from Dec 1-4th with about 25 other people from the Hoop. Yes George is going too. So is Da Fish, I hope I don’t get caught up drinking with him though LOL Old Milwaukee and Crown Royal here we come.

Shout out to my future ex-father-inlaw, what do you want for Christmas Dave?

Santa comes down a chimney one Christmas Eve and to his surprise finds a gorgeous brunette waiting for him, wearing the sexiest lingerie imaginable.

“Santa,” she purrs, “Can you stay for a while?”

Santa says, “Ho, ho ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to deliver toys to children, you know!”

She comes close, starts playing with his beard, whispers in his ear, “Santa, don’t you have a gift you would like to give me?”

Santa says, “Ho, ho, ho! I’ve gotta go! Have to spread Christmas cheer, you know!”

The brunette takes off her straps, giving Santa a view of her breasts and says, “Santa, are you sure there’s no gift you’d like to leave?”

Santa says, “Hey hey hey, might as well stay. I can’t get up the chimney this way!”

Happy November.

30 more days until the snowmobile trails open up. Hip Hip Hooray. Halloween was a bust only 1 trick or treater. But I get to eat the left over candy. So maybe it was not a bust. We had to put Mom’s dog to sleep yesterday. Sad day but Bucko was old and he looked pretty miserable. Mom took it better than I did, but I guess when you are 84 years old you seen it all. It sucks when you see everyone dying off before you , she told me that Bucko was the 4th dog she had to put to sleep and this is the first time she didn’t have to go alone. Moms are tough.

Gloomy Halloween.

A gloomy night for the Halloweeniers. Well gloomy day anyway. When I was a kid we went at night, there was snow on the ground and that was in Duluth Mn. I remember Mom going through our bags taking out the fruit because of rumors of razor blades and Dad taking all the snickers bars because they were “bad” for us.

Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Brent: I don’t know.
Brett: Wrap music!

Where did Monday go?

I’ve been having back issues for a few weeks now. But I gave in to my stubbornness and went to a chiropractor.  After one treatment it seems I am on the mend. Another appointment Thursday so hopefully I will be back in action for work this weekend.

A shout out to the Manhattan guys that stopped by the Lodge Sunday, sorry I didn’t get a chance to say thank you and goodbye. I was probably in the back room whining like a little sally.

As you know, people have been known to have
unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way
home after a “social session” with  family or friends. Well, this year, it
happened to me. I was out for the evening to a party and had more than
several margaritas coupled with a bottle of rather nice red wine. It was
held at a great Mexican restaurant. Although relaxed, I still had the common
sense to know I was slightly over the limit. That’s when I did something
I’ve never done before…I took a taxi home.  On the way home there was a
police roadblock, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived
home safely without incident. These roadblocks can be anywhere and I
realized how lucky I was to have chosen to take a taxi. The real
surprise to me was I had never driven a taxi before. I don’t know where
I got it, and now that it’s in my garage I don’t know what to do with it.
   If you want to borrow it, give me a call.

Sunday Funday.

I didn’t make it into Dutches last night, I’ve had a pain in my back for a few weeks now. Guess it is chiropractor time. Hoping I can make it through the night at the Lodge.

My Rezimay
Deer Sur,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the   
Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do 
Sum Acounting 2.
I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole   
Person.   Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.
I’m lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2   
Complikaited
My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a   
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want   
To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.
Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.
Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.
Dear Peggy May:   
Start on Monday, we have spell check.
signed…..
Harvey Weinstein

Dutches Bar tonight

I’m working at Dutches Bar tonight and Gogebic Lodge tomorrow.

 

Bud and his wife, Lucy, moved back home to Texas from California. Lucy
had a wooden leg, and to insure it in California was $3,000.00 per year!!! When they arrived in Texas , they went to their Insurance Agent, Sam,
to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.  Sam looked it up on
his D’ vise and told the couple, “$39.00.”

Bud was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Texas to insure
it, because it had cost him $3,000.00 in California!!

Sam turned his computer screen toward the couple and said, “Whale, here
it is, direct from the Texas Fire Insurance Company, it says right here:
“Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00.”

I always did find Texas logic far superior to most others!!!

Get Fried Day

What to do today? It has to be something to do with winter, or at least getting ready for it. Looks like we still have a few more 50 degree days coming our way. Maybe a bomb fire at the garage and some Busch Lights. I haven’t seen Jose in a while, maybe he will stop by too.

Shout out to Dave and Julie: Say hi to my future ex-wife please.

Sitting and waiting.

With the leave mostly gone from our yard I am wondering what the next Honey-do Becker is going to come up with. It will probably something stupid like getting all my business shit off the kitchen table. Not a whole lot going on up here, we are a few weeks away from Deer season. After that snowmobile season will be right around the corner. Hopefully we will get cold weather before the snow this year.

Happy Wednesday.

Doing leaves today. I been putting it off but the weather is staying nice so I am stuck doing it today. Fun Fun, at least I get to start a fire.

Herman -                                                          Jim Unger.


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